CONTESTANT NUMBER 1 Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap CONTESTANT NUMBER !
As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back, and Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
(Host)Well it sounds like contestant #2Is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.(Sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack.
I walked into a barn, and there he was, Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin' ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama.
(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic cereal killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!
(Host)Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. Sharon, let's hear your question.(Sharon)I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin' all these other mutha fuckers outta here!
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!